Shady Dealings in #QFL Thrice
The Quince Unanimous call for COMCOMM to get involved and turn this into a shit show. Commissioner Doug likely abusing his position of authority and colluding with the defending SuperQuince to land…
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Closing In On #QFL Cuatro
There were pushes in 2011 and 2012, but it appears that finally, four years after the death of the last QFL 4, a fourth League WILL COMPETE for SuperQuince glory…
Thrice Commissioner Doug Blackmails COMCOMM with Secret Documents
Thrice Commissioner Doug threw his QFL League into a whole new world of hurt with his threat to release secret “documents” that incriminate Rishi in some kind of crime if…
Chaos Reigns In Thrice; COMCOMM To Review SuperQuince Eligibility
Another week, another set of puny fines for massive lineup violations in Thrice. It’s at least the fourth week in a row that Thrice Commissioner Doug has handed down wrist…
Outrageous Roster Violations Routine In Thrice
Thrice Commissioner Doug emailed his league today nonchalantly informing them of 4 minor fines for extremely serious roster violations that occurred over week 8. We’re talking violations that would cause…
Dictator Doug Fines 3 Teams
Perhaps in response to last week’s criticism, Dictator Doug took a “hard line” with several Thrice teams today handing out $8 in fines. Of course in any other QFL League…
Shock: Pandemonium Reigns Under Commissioner Dutchie
An anonymous source sent this shocking assessment of the state of affairs in League Thrice. This rest of this post is from our source. Pandemonium Reigns Under Commissioner Dutchie Things…
Thrice Resolves Their ASS Issue; Pleads For New Host Platform
Since the start of the season Thrice’s waiver wire hasn’t been clearing on Tuesday night. No one could figure it out – even Scott (the a.s.s.man) checked the settings –…
Thrice’s New Commissioner Dictator Doug Stages Coup Takes Over With No Vote
The crucial position of Commissioner has changed hands with apparently no vote in QFL Thrice. It could be the first successful coup ever in QFL Nation history, but something tells…