Not one weekend after Tsar Niklas was toppled in a baby-led putsch, “The Bull” Berlage steps up to become the third commissioner of QFL2. Thank you Berlage! While not totally official yet, it appears that Berlage will easily ascend to the throne based on the early vote tally.
Lacking the luxury of time Berlage has already presented his agenda in an email late last night where he used the word “excited” to describe his willingness to “take the reins”.
P. “The Bull” Berlage First Year Agenda:
- Hold a vote for his own election.
- Set the Auction weekend at Sunday the 22nd after noon at the headquarters of Quahogs in midtown.
- Replace Charlie. (who waffled for the last time on June 21 6:19pm ET). Team will be replaced by one of several applicants and any proceeds split among every team or added to the kitty, per league vote.
- Figuring out what’s going on with COMCOMM as far as rule changes. The truth is no one knows. But we know they only have three weeks to get anything done and one of those weekends is Fourth of July. My bet is they do pass a 100% increase in points per yard from .02 pts/pass yd and .04 pts/rush,rec yd, but not much else.
- Obtain an updated Constitution.
Shades