Commissioner of Deuce Berlage released the most up to date playoff pool standings last night saying “unless Pittsburgh’s defense can outscore Mendenhall by 27 pts (a winning scenario for Bombers) it would appear that Turds has 1st place locked up.”

From Berlage.

Well it’s a blue collar Super Bowl.

Unless Pittsburgh’s defense can outscore Mendenhall by 27 pts (a winning scenario for Bombers) it would appear that Turds has 1st place locked up.

Catch is barely clinging to 2nd place but if Green Bay can put up a bunch of points and yards on Pitt’s def it’s possible he could stay there.  Bombers need 2 pts from Pitt’s D to overtake catch.

Qonies overtook Polaq (who is in all realistic scenarios now out of the money) and still has Mendenhall, Wallace and Pitt’s Def.  Barring a gigantic game from Mendenahall (24+ pts) third place is the only attainable goal needing about 25 from Mendenhall and Pitt’s def together to pass Catch.  A 24+ pt game from Mendenhall together with a 51 pt game from Pitt’s def gives Qonies first place…….just sayin…..it is possible.

Polaq, in 5th with only Wallace left, can’t pass Catch or Bombers but would take 3rd place with Mendenhall responsible for 28 turnovers and no positive points otherwise…..that would be something truly special to see.

All remaining contenders have Wallace in their line up so he is completely irrelevant.

Current Playoff Pool Standings.

Turds Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Super Bowl Total Left
QB Brees $19 NO 18.42 0 0 0 18.42
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
RB Mendenhall $16 PIT BYE 14.36 17.15
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48 1.24
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
WR Garcon $3 IND 15.14 0 0 0 15.14
K Cundiff $1 BAL 6 4 0 0 10
DEF Baltimore $4 BAL 23 14 0 0 37
Tie breaker 41 $56 77.91 45 18.39 141.3 2
Catch
QB Brees $19 NO 18.42 0 0 0 18.42
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
WR Garcon $3 IND 15.14 0 0 0 15.14
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48 1.24
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
K Cundiff $1 BAL 6 4 0 0 10
DEF Baltimore $4 BAL 23 14 0 0 37
Tie breaker 47 $52 74.7 39.86 1.24 115.8 1
Bombers
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
WR Holmes $8 NYJ 3.84 8.46 10.77 0 23.07
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48 1.24
WR White $20 ATL BYE 10.94 0 0 10.94
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
K Graham $1 NE BYE 5 0 0 5
DEF PITT $5 PIT BYE 17 14
Tie breaker None $49 34.75 54.04 26.01 114.8 2
Qonies
QB Ryan $4 ATL BYE 1.77 0 0 1.77
RB Mendenhall $16 PIT BYE 14.36 17.15
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
WR White $20 ATL BYE 10.94 0 0 10.94
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48 1.24
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
K Bryant $1 ATL BYE 3 0 0 3
DEF PITT $5 PIT BYE 17 14
Tie breaker 43 $57 9.09 49.55 32.39 91.03 3
Polaq
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB Bush $7 NO 4.74 0 0 0 4.74
RB Forte $12 CHI BYE 6.52 11.25 0 17.77
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48 1.24
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
WR Colston $15 NO 4.64 0 0 0 4.64
K Bryant $1 ATL BYE 3 0 0 3
DEF PITT $5 PIT BYE 17 14
Tie breaker 37 $57 24.94 34.28 26.49 85.71 2
Sooms
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
WR Maclin $2 PHI 4.58 0 0 0 4.58
WR Colston $15 NO 4.64 0 0 0 4.64
WR Wayne $16 IND 1.04 0 0 0 1.04
K Akers $1 PHI 2 0 0 0 2
DEF New Orleans $1 NO -2 0 0 0 -2
Tie breaker None $51 43.84 10.16 0 0 54 0
Pimps
QB Brady $23 NE BYE 12.16 0 0 12.16
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
WR Maclin $2 PHI 4.58 0 0 0 4.58
WR White $20 ATL BYE 10.94 0 0 10.94
K Akers $1 PHI 2 0 0 0 2
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 56 $57 12.46 34.73 47.19 0
Membrillos
QB Brady $23 NE BYE 12.16 0 0 12.16
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
K Graham $1 NE BYE 5 0 0 5
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 48 $53 9.09 34.07 43.16 0
Quahogs
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
WR Maclin $2 PHI 4.58 0 0 0 4.58
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
K Akers $1 PHI 2 0 0 0 2
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 61 $20 31.23 11.63 42.86 0
NOJOQ
QB Brady $23 NE BYE 12.16 0 0 12.16
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB Bush $7 NO 4.74 0 0 0 4.74
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
WR Moore $1 NO 3.96 0 0 0 3.96
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
K Graham $1 NE BYE 5 0 0 5
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 45 $51 8.7 34.07 42.77 0