Scott is a Large Quince

Earlier this week Scott (pictured left) dropped a bomb on the previously agreed upon August 21 Auction date. Tsar Paul was about to dazzle the League with a rescue plan (and a 2020 Commissioner Report!) when brazenly Scott, authorized only by Hans (who hasn’t been Commissioner for a decade and whose new “partner” status at work means nothing here) sent out a Doodle to reschedule the event. The poll has been up for 3 days. With half the League responding, there are two dates that work for everybody; August 15 or September 4. If it’s August 15, then the cut-deadline is in 5 days. If it’s September 4, it would be the latest Auction date ever. First game of the season is Thursday Sept 9.

In related news, no dates line up for all 8 of the QFL Masters Auction Doodle poll respondents.

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