WEEK 5:

Two skins were up for grabs. Highest score in Week 5 was NOJOQ at 90.19. Needed 97.11…..now 3 skins to win in week 6.

NOJOQ got big scores from Dak, AJ and Baltimore D to overwhelm (90.19-60.3) Catch who got duds from Big Ben and Evan Engram.

MDW posted the 2nd lowest score of the week (42.6) but won luckily anyway in what was also the closest match of the week as Pimps managed only 41.38.

Bombers was willed to victory by Leonard Fournette’s 181 yards and 2 TD’s. Polaq who left his top scorer, Aaron Rodgers, on the bench was the victim 68.9-64.21.

Enemy needed every bit of the help provided by Cam (21.45) and Gordon (24.18) to overcome the week’s top scoring defense, the Jaguars (28). Turds falls 78.11-72.99 regretting leaving Wentz (24.82) on the bench.

The Blowout of the Week featured Alex Smith’s continued freakish scoring (21.49) and the coffee drinkers defense. Quahogs stomped Membrillos 80.51-45.89. The spread of this loss makes it impossible to blame one player on Nik’s team, but he’s going to need more from Amari Cooper if he’s going to turn his season around.

Sooms, who had an optimum line up score of 113.6, only managed 75.52. That was still more than enough to comfortably defeat Qonies’ 53.62. Watson threw 5 more TD passes, 2 of them to Fuller, also in Sooms’ line up.

Sooms earned the first $20 fine for an illegal roster after the NFL’s first game of the week, but avoided doubling it by making his roster right before kick off on Sunday.

Score to win 3 skins in week 6 is 95.73.

WEEK 6:

Bombers enjoyed another strong week from Fournette to post the high score of the week, 86.75. Bombers also got a crazy 27 points from Houston’s defense after major injuries the week before. Pimps falls to Bombers with a respectable 72.01.

Quahogs wins in the Blowout of the Week for the 3rd straight week. Bell and Gronk had strong weeks leading his team to a 82.8-56.2 crushing of Turds.

Enemy wins again to stay close in the strong South with a 74.33-56.84 victory over Polaq who was gutted by the loss of ARodg, likely for the season. With the emergence of Agholor and AP, Enemy has tough line up decisions going forward. That must suck.

Qonies enjoyed an easy win over Membrillos 69.53-49.99. Nik continues to lack TD’s by his skill players. Qonies gains a game in the standings against each of the other West opponents this week.

MDW got the win in the closest match up of the week, 66.36-61.37 over Catch. Both teams left a bunch of points on their benches but Catch leaving Mariota and Big Ben out to start Hoyer (who was benched mid-game) stands out as overthinking it.

Sooms, with another 3 TD’s from Watson, defeats NOJOQ who was greatly weakened by his most difficult bye week, 76.93-68.48.

Bombers did not reach the necessary score to claim the skins, so…4 skins can be won in week 7.
Score to win 4 skins in week 7 is 94.23.