For the record.

Round 1:
Qtopia – Ezekiel Elliot
Spaceman – Corey Coleman
Spaceman – Derrick Henry

Qtopia – Laquon Treadwell
Smoot – Sterling Shepard
Quincileaks – CJ Proisise
Raging Alkies- Will Fuller
Raging Alkies- Josh Doctson
Balti-Morons- DeAndre Washington
Russians- Devantae Booker
Smoot- Tajae Sharpe
Smoot- Kenneth Dixon

Round 2:
Slumpbusters- Michael Thomas
Spaceman- Jordan Howard
Al Toon – Tyler Boyd
Quimby – Dak Prescott
Smoot – Dwayne Washington
Quincileaks – Carson Wentz
Qutane – Paxton Lynch
Qutane – Leonte Caroo
Qtopia – Rashard Higgins
Russians – Jared Goff (actually last pick, Nick got skipped due to time limits, Vikings style)
Quimby – Kenyan Drake
Qtopia – Braxton Miller