Crisis Resolved in Thrice

Team Balti-Morons really lived up to its name….

What started as a seemingly regular waiver pickup of Megatron turned into a small crisis. Seems the Morons believed cap room could be made by a few drops and moving Romo and Chris Johnson to IR. Unfortunately the Morons got the way IR works all messed up — IR salaries ACTUALLY count toward the cap, not deducted. So a $26 waiver pickup turned into a minor constitutional crisis with the team unable to make alternative moves to come into compliance.

Higher authorities were consulted – with responses of:

Fine the sh** out of him:)
-Seth

and

I am not the commish and the new commish is hardly interested in parallel league foolishness.
-Rishi

In the end, the errant waiver claim was rolled back and an as to yet undetermined fine has been levied.