Contrary to Rishi’s belief, QFL-4 is alive and well, and currently email drafting their rookies. By the looks of it, it may take awhile, the draft started at 11pm last night and as of 3pm today, 4 picks have been made. At this pace, the draft will be completed sometime early Saturday. Whatever. At least the League didn’t die. Well done keeping it together Ver Mulms.
1. Psych – Melvin Gordon
2. DrDoctor – Todd Gurley
3. Package Diehl – Amari Cooper
4. Cuckoo’s Nest – Nelson Agholor
5. Multi Scoregasmic – Ameer Abdullah
6. Butt Fumblers – Devante Parker
7. Mel Gibson Jews – Kevin White
8. Tradiohead (fmly Shreck & Donkey) – T.J. Yeldon
9. Mad Max – Marcus Mariota
10. Multiple Minorities – Tevin Coleman
11. Tasselhoff – Devin Funchess
12. Opulence – Jameis Winston
13. Psyq – Philip Dorsett
14. DrDoctor – Dorial Green-Beckham
15. Package Diehl – David Johnson
Shades