| Rank | Team | W | L | Div | FPtsF | FPtsA | Streak | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | QUINCE UNITED | 1 | 0 | 1-0-0 | 94.94 | 74.74 | 1 (W) | Week 1 skin winner. How much does Ted regret trading Lynch now? |
| 2 | TENACIOUS Q | 1 | 0 | 1-0-0 | 87.29 | 52.97 | 1 (W) | Botched lineup call cost TenQ week 1 skin. Still, ranking second after Britt scored 0 is pretty good. TenQ started 4 of the top 20 highest scoring players in week 1, the most in the League. |
| 3 | FAHQ | 1 | 0 | 1-0-0 | 86.37 | 84.55 | 1 (W) | Won a dog fight with Rishi that was up in the air all Monday night. Can Megatron and Stafford score more than half the team’s points every week? |
| 4 | QTANG CLAN | 1 | 0 | 1-0-0 | 84.81 | 48.66 | 1 (W) | Could be a scary team to play. AP hasn’t even gotten going yet. |
| 5 | A TRIBE CALLED QUINCE | 1 | 0 | 1-0-0 | 68.07 | 53.7 | 1 (W) | A lot of mouths to feed in Denver. Wonder if the team is worried about sinking $26 into DT yet. |
| 6 | QUINCING BY COMMITTEE | 1 | 0 | 1-0-0 | 60.54 | 51.33 | 1 (W) | Lucky win, wont keep up. The average winning score in week 1 last year was 95.29. The average winning score for all of 2013 was 79.14. QBC wasn’t close to either. |
| 7 | ORIGINAL QUINCELER | 0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 84.55 | 86.37 | 1 (L) | Officially ranked 7th at this early stage but safe to say the team wont finish the season down here. I’ll give Rishi $20 in bitcoins if he starts Allen Hurn week 2. |
| 8 | THE INQUINCIBLES | 0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 74.74 | 94.94 | 1 (L) | Another team we don’t expect to see in the basement for much longer. Aaron Rodgers will get going soon and Josh has to be happy with Jennings and Olsen so far. |
| 9 | QBOLA VIRUS | 0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 53.7 | 68.07 | 1 (L) | Shocking rank given Pauls only two RBs are on the Jets. :\ (that’s the sarcastic emoticon) |
| 10 | STORMTROOPERS OF QUINCE | 0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 52.97 | 87.29 | 1 (L) | I’ve never seen a team carry 9 QBs before. Impressively 6 of them scored over 9 points. Team could show signs of life if Gordon can play this year but Ray Rice situation must be a downer. |
| 11 | QUINTORRIS JONES | 0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 51.33 | 60.54 | 1 (L) | Right on schedule Shades catches the injury bug. Luckily he can swap out Doug Martin for Mark Ingram, and already has for week 2. |
| 12 | FREDNEQ | 0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 48.66 | 84.81 | 1 (L) | So much for this pre-season darling. Someone should try to tell him that being a Redskins homer is not a viable strategy. Oh wait I already did. |
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