So far so good on the Megatron trade. CJ is outscoring AJ 51-32 after 4 games. I hope management is appreciative that TenQ has traded FahQ all the team’s best players. Over the last two seasons TenQ has traded FahQ Megatron and Dez Bryant and received only Antonio Gates (since waived), Andre Johnson, Eifert and a 2014 first round rookie pick in return.
FahQ’s low scoring 62-54 week 3 win over DRC is huge for West division standings, at least until they play again week 9.
FahQ has 16 players and two of them are kickers! They are the only team with two kickers.
#2 QTANG CLAN (3-1) 292.81
QTang owns three of the top 6 scoring Defenses after 4 weeks and Chicago is the worst of them! A week 5 win against division foe SOQ while AP is on bye would be huge… and unlikely. A win in week 5 by QTang would mean a likely bye week in the playoffs.
#3 TENACIOUS Q (3-1) 386.67
In spite of the aforementioned ill-advised Megatron and Dez Bryant trades, everything is looking up for TenQ. The franchise has the second most points scored in QFL Nation and holds a perfect 2-0 division record. Next season the team owns two first round rookie picks (the most in QFL to date) and Marcus Lattimore waiting in the wings as an extra farm system keeper. On top of all that, team management thinks they have the second coming of Kurt Warner in new free agent pickup Brian Hoyer.
#4 STORMTROOPERS OF QUINCE (3-1) 357.66
Good thing for QFL that SOQ doesn’t have a defense to speak of because the active offense scored 22 points more than the second highest scoring active offense (DRC) in week 4 (have you seen this tab on live scoring page?).
#5 DETROIT ROQ CITY (3-1) 329.72
DRC didn’t just win without Aaron Rodgers, the team dominated division foe QTang by 45 points without Rodgers!
What happened to the non-stop trade proposals that were a signature of this team last year?
#6 QUINCE UNITED (2-2) 274.64
Hans owns only two players in the top 50 scoring and both are QBs, albeit one of them is #1 overall.
Nice work planning your defense’s bye weeks. Psst Philly D is on waivers tonight.
#7 A TRIBE CALLED QUINCE (2-2) 274.36
Tribe lucked into a low scoring 2 point win week 4 while leaving newly acquired Tony Gonzalez’s 24 points on their bench.
If FahQ has the most expensive starting lineup, Tribe Quince must have the cheapest at $34.
Ted has 7 guys to cut by Thursday, the most in the QFL.
#8 ORIGINAL QUINCELER (2-2) 251.92
Rishi has started the #2 and #5 overall scoring players twice out of 8 opportunities (4 games each player). Eventually this team will be managed properly and start putting up some points.
#9 QUINTORRIS JONES (1-3) 316.92
Shades is once again certain to rank highly in the most unlucky team category after scoring 89 and losing in week 4. Overall the team has earned the fourth most points but that doesn’t help too much when you have second most points scored against. Next up DRC before QJ catches a 3 week window of easy opponents in QU, Tribe then QBC week 8.
#10 HEPATITIS Q (1-3) 282.75
Despite Paul having cornered the market on white Denver receivers, the team is struggling to win games, although to be fair HepQ has scored more points than #1 ranked FahQ thru 4 games.
#11 QUINCING BY COMMITTEE (1-3) 247.91
Who is Denard Robinson and why does this player appear to be one of QBC’s europe rule keepers?
Will be highly embarrasing for QBC in week 12 when they lose to TenQ even though McCoy, AJ Green and Seattle D will all be on a bye.
#12 FREDNEQ (0-4) 264.6
The all-in Redskins players strategy is shockingly backfiring so far and is certain not to work week 5 while they are all on bye.
FRNQ is on pace for an unbelievable 4th-in-a-row #1 overall rookie pick in 2014 after taking Lacy #1 overall in 2013, RG3 #1 in 2012 and Ingram #1 in 2011.
QBallers still projects USC WR Marqise Lee as the #1 overall rookie pick in 2014 even after the injury this weekend, but we expect the rankings to be updated soon for lowly McD.
On the bright side, FRNQ leads the League in points scored against by a wide margin.
Shades