As usual I jumped the gun announcing a new owner for Quahogs a few weeks ago. Turns out JC is NOT taking over the the Deuce franchise, he “couldnt commit”, but his brother-in-law is…

From Deuce Commissioner Brockman.

Danny XXXX

516-XXX-XXXX

dXXXXX@yahoo.com

Born, raised and resides in Rockville Centre, NY

Has been playing fantasy since approx 1996, when you had to follow stats in the newspaper

Very hardcore player who plays in about 6-8 leagues per year and has over 8 championships

He is a huge Giants fan

This is his first auction keeper league

Lets see, that’s 17 years of fantasy football experience with at least 6 teams a year… So that’s 102 chances to win a championship… and he’s only won 8?! And he’s never tried a auction format or keeper league before? How does Deuce always manage to get so lucky?