Thrice Commissioner Doug emailed his league today nonchalantly informing them of 4 minor fines for extremely serious roster violations that occurred over week 8.
We’re talking violations that would cause images of Muhammed type of rage in QFL1; 19 players, no D started, no kicker started, multiple bye week players started.
Revolutionary type stuff as a single act, but this was four teams and one weekend. And they weren’t the first violations, Doug has been facing chaos since bye weeks started. His response? $2 fines. The bee bee gun approach

The email from Doug.

Qtopia – Roster Violation – 19 Players – $2

Revenge of the Cox – Roster Violation – No kicker started – $2

Golden Smoot – Roster Violation – No D started – $2

HTizze Like A ross – Roster Violation – Bye Week Players – $2

Get some balls Doug. You can fine people the Constitutionally mandated $20 for roster violations even with no electricity. Why are you protecting these people? What do they have on you?

Call Doug for a good time