Brockman, er, “The Lead Pipe Commish” takes over command of The Deuce today.
There was no opposition and Lead Pipe pretty much runs the League now anyway so this email vote is just a formality.
From Former Commish The Bull Berlage.
Whereas there has been a widely accepted belief that whoever stepped up to the Call Of Duty would be the next Commish. Whereas Rob and Reuven were discussed without any particular dissent as new Co-Commishes. Whereas Rob drunkenly dismissed the sharing of powers and Reuven quickly backed away from the position. Whereas a sober Rob accepted the ascension to sole Commissionership upon the condition he be called “The lead pipe Commish”. Whereas all necessary steps have been taken to empower Rob on the league website. Whereas Rob has pointed out there has been no league vote directly on his new Commissionership. (Whereas I believed that would be beating a dead horse, but what the fuck?)
Therefore, in accordance with Q league rules and as a matter of league record we should officially vote on the question of our new Commissioner.
Please respond yes, yea, yeah, aye, ok……or no to officially elect Rob Brockman as the 4th Commissioner of QFL2.
Wait, so a “no” vote is considered a response in the affirmative too? Talk about vote rigging. Good luck Lead Pipe.
Shades