I don’t want to jinx anything, but at this point it looks like, for the first time in history, there will be no orphan teams in QFL Nation. Not one. Kind of amazing.

Even more amazingly, all Leagues have scheduled Auctions and locations to kick off 2012, probably the earliest point in the season this has ever happened.

QFL Auction Date August 25 at Seth’s on UWS (Shade’s place is emergency alternate), cut date August 11.

Deuce Auction Date August 25 at Reuven’s in Queens, cut date August 11.

Thrice Auction Date August 29 online, cut date August 15.

Everyone is welcome to join QFL team owners at Seth’s place after the Auction to play poker (NL 1-2 hold ’em).