Hershey Floating His Pool
The Quince Omaha Dave sent around an email this morning promoting his basketball pool. Its gotta be the 10th year he’s run this thing. Its a small pool, but it’s fun to…
2011
GW Basketball Can Still Make The News
A couple QSN readers forwarded the news on this, h/t Shades and Lambert. Evidently a GW Professor honored at halftime tossed from game for heckling. More good coverage here and…
Urgent: Frohlich Got Mugged In London, Needs Help
Frohlich and a Nigerian prince both contacted Hans today, and Hans – being such a nice guy – is helping them both out. In case you’re not in Frohlich’s hotmail…
2011 Fantasy Football Rookie Rankings
Its been almost two months since QBallers’ last look at the class of 2011 fantasy rookies, so here is an unofficial update before the NFL Combine. Unlike last year, this…
Hans Considering Franchise Name Change
After yet another disappointing QFL season, Hans is said to be seriously considering a name change. According to a reliable source he is actively bidding on the domain name QueersUnited.com…
QFL Thrice Keeper Projections
QSN ran yet another keeper projection using KeeperCommish.com, this time for QFL3’s 2011 season. According to the results there’s a lot to look forward to at their fifth annual online…
2011 Deuce Keeper Projections
QSN ran another keeper simulation using KeeperCommish, this time for The Deuce’s 2011 season*. According to the projections there will be at least one team decimated by increasing contracts, a…
QBC Moves To Fine Pope Paul Over Slow Payouts
No doubt experiencing severe football withdrawl yesterday, an outraged QBC owner has moved to fined Commissioner Pope Paul I $6 over slow QFL1 payouts.
Commish Radeck Announces Retirement, Payouts and ASS Sucks
In a Thrice-wide season wrap-up email distributed this morning, Commish Radeck announced his retirement, confirmed payouts and assured his League that he too thinks A.S.S. sucks and we should all…
2011 QFL Keeper Projections
QSN ran an early keeper simulation for QFL1’s 2011 season using KeeperCommish and projected some surprises. According to the analysis provided there will be some big name free agents, minimal…