With only one more MNF game to go in the QFL regular season, the playoff seedings in Deuce are pretty clear.

Membrillos started off the discussion by email this morning.

Not that I’m as thorough as Paul, but I do think we have some more clarity now…

Assuming that:
Nojoq holds on against Quahogs
Enemy holds on against Membrillos
Catch beats Sooms

1. MDW 9-4 (total pts tie breaker against Qonies)
2. Catch (H2H tiebreaker against Membrillos)
3. Membrillos 7-6 (total pts tie breaker against Nojoq)
4. Qonies 9-4
5. Nojoq 7-6 (best division record among Nojoq, Polaq, Turds, & Pimps) Polaq owns the H2H against Pimps so Pimps divisional record prob wouldn’t have mattered either way?
6. Turds 7-6 (owns the H2H against Polaq)

7. Polaq 7-6 (dude what’s up with Meachem?)
8. Pimps 7-6
9 Bombers 6-7
10. Sooms (owns H2H over Enemy who in turn owns tiebreaker against Quahogs based on div record)
11. Enemy
12. Quahogs

this is based on 5 mins of analysis so i prob screwed something up….

And then from Commissioner Pope Paul-II.

Only the reasoning for NOJOQ’s 5 seed is a bit confused. Divisional records are only used as tie breakers between teams in the same division.

Polaq is seeded ahead of Pimps based on 2 HTH victories. So Polaq is compared to NOJOQ and Turds for the 5 seed. Polaq lost HTH to both NOJOQ and Turds (unless there is a 3 way tie and all 3 teams are 1-1 against each other you cannot be seeded ahead of a team that has a HTH tie breaker over you). This leaves only NOJOQ and Turds to be seeded 5th and 6th. No HTH between them and in different divisions, the 1st tie breaker we can use is total points won by NOJOQ.

Your seeds are all correct as games are projected. Rivers can’t have a miracle game. VJax can’t out score MJD by more than 20. And Ryan Matthews needs to have reasonable production.