QFL franchise BQP has recently received permission from the League Commish to play the controversial Goal Line QB Sneak formation which involves playing a QB and nobody else. When a team official was asked how they expect to beat 8-man teams with one player, they replied “We have faith the Lord will provide in our time of need. Praise be to Tebow.”
As a result, the team is actively shopping nearly everyone else on their roster including Maurice Jones-Drew and Adrian Peterson, although it’s rumored that it would take a package of players to acquire either. Talks are already underway involving Owen Daniels, Vikings D, Sidney Rice, Reggie Bush and Matt Ryan – all of whom “already have one foot out the door” according to our source. Any QFL owners that have interest in the latter are advised to contact BQP ownership as soon as possible.
Our source also recommended that other owners refrain from making lowball offers for Tim Tebow, such as the one today for “maybe a second round pick”. This type of behavior clearly goes against Pope Benedict’s recently announced new 11th Commandment, “Thou Shalt Not Talk Shit About Tebow.”
The Quince