The Deuce pulled off an historic mid-hurricane Auction Saturday night that finally ended at 2:30am Sunday morning with the rookie draft. Given the hour and the drunkenness, the results are pretty good.
2011 Deuce Rookie Draft Results
1 Mark Ingram RB Pimps $4 S1
2 Daniel Thomas RB Qonies $4 S1
3 Julio Jones WR NOJOQ $3 S1
4 Roy Helu RB Turds $3 S1
5 AJ Green WR Membrillos $2 S1
6 Greg Little WR Mad B $2 S1
7 Cam Newton QB NoJoq $1 S1
8 Stevan Ridley RB Sooms $1 S1
9 Jonathan Baldwin WR Polaq $1 S1
10 Kendall Hunter RB NOJOQ $1 S1
11 Shane Vereen RB Wood $1 S1
12 Delone Carter RB Quahogs $1 S1
13 Ryan Williams RB Pimps $1 S1
14 DeMarco Murray RB Membrillos $1 S1
15 Lance Kendics TE NOJOQ $1 S1
16 Bilal Powel RB Turds $1 S1
17 Titus Young WR Polaq $1 S1
18 Andy Dalton QB Qonies $1 S1
19 Denarius Moore WR Mad B $1 S1
20 Jamie Harper RB Sooms $1 S1
21 Blaine Gabbert QB Turds $1 S1
22 Jake Locker QB Quahogs $1 S1
23 Alex Green RB Wood $1 S1
24 Jacquizz Rodgers RB Sooms $1 S1
Shades
My cell phone timer showed just over 7 hours on the call.
The toughest part was the 7 + hours of slur-icaine drinking.