QFL rules already turned Keith's hair white

QFL2 Commissioner Pope Paul-II is requiring a vote to approve Keith as the Bing Dynasty replacement owner. Voting is on-going.

Some background from Keith.

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days

Who opens their presents on Christmas Eve? Must be a typo. And limiting yourself to soft-core?! But, seriously there was some opposition from at least one owner.

I don’t think buttercup should be let into this league… I think there are already too many sword swallowers in this league.