The 2009 SuperQuince, who was humiliated after finishing last place in 2010, now has a chance at redemption in QFL2’s first post-season tournament pool. According to a message from Commissioner Pope Paul II, the Deep Fried Turds franchise holds a ~34 point lead over the next mathematically alive team after two weeks.

From Pope Paul II (fka The Bull).

Well, 5 teams (Sooms, Pimps, Membrillos, Quahogs and NOJOQ) are all out of players mostly thanks to the Jets taking down the Pats.
They finish in 6th-10th places as ordered above.

Turds have a commanding lead at 122.91 with Mendenhall and Wallace remaining.
Catch has 114.56 and only Wallace…..barring a shit load of Mendenhall fumbles is hoping to hold on to 2nd place only.
Bombers with 88.79 and Wallace, Holmes and Pitt’s Def probably has the best chance to catch Turds.
Polaq has 59.22 and Wallace, Forte and Pitt’s Def…..realistically playing for 2nd or 3rd but who knows?
Qonies has 58.64 and Wallace, Mendenhall and Pitt’s Def….see above.

Not many saw GB, Chi, Pitt and NYJ as the final 4……..

The Standings

Turds Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 Super Bowl Total Left
QB Brees $19 NO 18.42 0 0 0 18.42
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
RB Mendenhall $16 PIT BYE 14.36
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
WR Garcon $3 IND 15.14 0 0 0 15.14
K Cundiff $1 BAL 6 4 0 0 10
DEF Baltimore $4 BAL 23 14 0 0 37
Tie breaker 41 $56 77.91 45 122.91 2
Catch
QB Brees $19 NO 18.42 0 0 0 18.42
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
WR Garcon $3 IND 15.14 0 0 0 15.14
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
K Cundiff $1 BAL 6 4 0 0 10
DEF Baltimore $4 BAL 23 14 0 0 37
Tie breaker 47 $52 74.7 39.86 114.56 1
Bombers
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
WR Holmes $8 NYJ 3.84 8.46
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48
WR White $20 ATL BYE 10.94 0 0 10.94
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
K Graham $1 NE BYE 5 0 0 5
DEF PITT $5 PIT BYE 17
Tie breaker None $49 34.75 54.04 88.79 3
Polaq
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB Bush $7 NO 4.74 0 0 0 4.74
RB Forte $12 CHI BYE 6.52
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
WR Colston $15 NO 4.64 0 0 0 4.64
K Bryant $1 ATL BYE 3 0 0 3
DEF PITT $5 PIT BYE 17
Tie breaker 37 $57 24.94 34.28 59.22 3
Qonies
QB Ryan $4 ATL BYE 1.77 0 0 1.77
RB Mendenhall $16 PIT BYE 14.36
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
WR White $20 ATL BYE 10.94 0 0 10.94
WR Wallace $1 PIT BYE 2.48
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
K Bryant $1 ATL BYE 3 0 0 3
DEF PITT $5 PIT BYE 17
Tie breaker 43 $57 9.09 49.55 58.64 3
Sooms
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
RB Rice $8 BAL 12.14 10.16 0 0 22.3
WR Maclin $2 PHI 4.58 0 0 0 4.58
WR Colston $15 NO 4.64 0 0 0 4.64
WR Wayne $16 IND 1.04 0 0 0 1.04
K Akers $1 PHI 2 0 0 0 2
DEF New Orleans $1 NO -2 0 0 0 -2
Tie breaker None $51 43.84 10.16 0 0 54 0
Pimps
QB Brady $23 NE BYE 12.16 0 0 12.16
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
WR Maclin $2 PHI 4.58 0 0 0 4.58
WR White $20 ATL BYE 10.94 0 0 10.94
K Akers $1 PHI 2 0 0 0 2
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 56 $57 12.46 34.73 47.19 0
Membrillos
QB Brady $23 NE BYE 12.16 0 0 12.16
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
K Graham $1 NE BYE 5 0 0 5
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 48 $53 9.09 34.07 43.16 0
Quahogs
QB Vick $2 PHI 15.56 0 0 0 15.56
RB McCoy $6 PHI 5.88 0 0 0 5.88
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
WR Maclin $2 PHI 4.58 0 0 0 4.58
WR Jackson $4 PHI 3.21 0 0 0 3.21
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
K Akers $1 PHI 2 0 0 0 2
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 61 $20 31.23 11.63 42.86 0
NOJOQ
QB Brady $23 NE BYE 12.16 0 0 12.16
RB Green-Ellis $2 NE BYE 3.94 0 0 3.94
RB Bush $7 NO 4.74 0 0 0 4.74
WR Branch $1 NE BYE 10.69 0 0 10.69
WR Moore $1 NO 3.96 0 0 0 3.96
WR Welker $14 NE BYE 5.28 0 0 5.28
K Graham $1 NE BYE 5 0 0 5
DEF New England $2 NE BYE -3 0 0 -3
Tie breaker 45 $51 8.7 34.07 42.77 0

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