Here’s what you need to know about QFL3. The Morons remain undefeated and have a comfortable 3 game lead in the North. The South is neck and neck with only one team a game below .500. And in the West, well, it’s almost like nobody wants to win. Nobody in the division has a winning record and all teams have a 3+ game losing streak.
#1 Balti-Morons — (7-0; 76.96 avg. points) Yet another Monday night miracle. The Morons were down 25+ points going into Monday night, but got big games out of Eli, Smith, & Witten to beat Quimby (Even with Bradshaw going for Quimby…) This marks the 3rd come from behind Monday night win. Just imagine the point total if Britt had been in the starting lineup….
#2 Qtopia — (5-2; 76.12 avg. points) Talk about good timing. Doug traded for Freeman to solidify his QB2 (only carrying Batch previously) and now Romo is on the shelf for weeks. Then, in what should become a hot FA pickup next week, Doug cut Romo (L4 $22). There’s a ton of cap room now, but curiously no movement to pick up another QB this week. If Freeman were to go out, it’s down to Tebow.
#3 Qutane – (4-3; 77.10 avg. points) Commish Radeck has a respectable margin of victory of more than 12 points, and losing D. Jax, Finley and 2 of his 3 QBs on bye this week didn’t slow things down, blowing out Al Toon by 25+. Weeks 10-13 loom crucial with a losing divisional record currently.
#4 Vote Quimby — (4-3; 73.21 avg. points) An ill timed loss with every other team in the South div. riding multi game winning streaks. Wise & Co. are rolling with Matt Moore with Flacco on bye and Gradkowski hurt.
#5 Quickly Eliminated – (4-3; 73,79 avg. points) Tom had the benefit of going up against a Mexiq team that started Peyton on bye. Getting LT back from bye will help this team try to keep pace in the ultra competitive South.
#6 Golden Smoot – (3-4; 67.53 avg. points) They may have a 3 game losing streak and a losing record overall, but Smoot is your West division leader. Things could get better if Jones takes hold of the RB job in Dallas with Romo out.
#7 Revenge of the Cox – (4-3; 70.09 avg. points) Chase finally got a big game out of Turner, but has just D. Ward to sub in on the upcoming bye week. Big games may be needed out of all the starting WRs to get a win this week.
#8 The Russing Russians – (3-4; 65.46 avg. points) Nick got a little lucky in putting up just 55 points and still getting a win. While the team is last in the South, they are in no way out of it.
#9 Raging Alcoholics – (3-4; 72.01 avg. points) Uh-oh, if Moreno’s hammy causes him to miss time again Dan will be down Moreno, Addai, and Bush with little in way of replacements.
#10 Ron Mexiq – (2-5; 64.59 avg. points) Owners of a 4 game losing streak. Could a Kitna to Bryant connection be key in the future? If so, it could replace underperforming Sims-Walker and Murphy at WR.
#11 Goonie Goo Goo – (2-5; 58.11 avg. points) Paul picked the wrong BUF player to start last week. Fitzpatrick & Evans on the bench put up nearly 50 points combined. Key players like J. Best, C. Johnson and Jets DEF return from bye this week.
#12 Al Toon All Stars – (1-6; 57.32 avg. points) Mike has the worst record in QFL3, but is just 2 games behind 1st in the West. All is not lost at this point.
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