Balti-Morons continues to dominate QFL Nation. The team is still undefeated and put up 98.13 points in week 7, the highest of any QFL franchise. The team’s average margin of victory is 16.68 points. Arian Foster ($16 L1), Gore ($31 L7), Eli ($6 L1) and Bears D ($2 L1) are the core starters with Britt, Hillis, Witten, Ivory, Spiller and NYG Steve Smith contributing.
Dan’s Pimp franchise scored the most in QFL2 with 93.1 while TenQ topped QFL1 scoring with 82.22.
Movers & Shakers QFL week 7 edition.
#1 TenQ (6-1) – The odds of a week 16 choke are growing exponentially now for TenQ. The team is seemingly cashing in all it’s lucky chips early this season. Down 21 points after Sunday’s games, TenQ put up a jaw dropping 32 on MNF (Manning & Witten). TenQ missed the weekly skin by a mile tho, leaving $344 (based on average skin pay-out of $68.92 over last three years) on the table next week for anyone who can put up 101.59 points in week 8. Have no fear of TenQ taking a stab at that purse even though the team’s average score of 79.57 is the highest in the League. TenQ has 4 usual starters are on a bye in week 8. But, as luck would have it, the team’s week 8 opponent does too.
#2 SOQ (5-2) – Scott could have started any of his other three defenses in week 7 and won, even Carolina. That will keep you up at night thinking.
#3 FahQ (4-3) – The loss of Dallas Clark hasn’t hurt yet… but it will. Scoring 60 in a win is considered lucky according to Ted’s soon to be released Annual QFL Lucky Ratio rankings. The team is active in trade talks.
#4 QBC (5-2) – I wonder if Double C even knows how to use the software to make the bid he needs on a QB to replace Romo, let alone how to trade Romo to his IR? In QBC’s defense the software is antiquated and there have been many complaints about it from around QFL Nation this week. The problem is, no matter how much A.S.S. sucks, we’re stuck with it until we can change the free agency and waiver rules. No one else has a blind “evaluator” for separate rounds of weekly waiver claims and free agency bidding. QBC will top Ted’s lucky ratio rankings for the third year in a row, insiders tell QSN. QBC has made one free agent bid so far this season (Nick Folk on 9/26).
#5 Quince (4-3) – Ted’s Annual Mid-Season Lucky Ratio rankings are expected out this week and this year Ted hopes to release a new ranking. The “Royally Screwed Ratio” is said to measure the “probabilities of if you score x you win x pct of times”. Our bet is SOQ, FahQÂ and QBC aren’t going to do well in any of these.
#6 BQP (4-3) – Every QFL North division team would make the playoffs if the season ended today. Every team in the North has a winning record.
#7 QTang (3-4) – Couldn’t pull off win with Peyton and Wayne on bye and desperate to get Jahvid back to health. It’s only almost over.
#8 OrigQ (3-4) – New job syndrome or nefarious actions on the part of OrigQ management? We think Rishi was faced with an impossible situation in week 7 (no active QB, Gates supposedly out and Schaub, A.Foster and Calvin Johnson on bye) that he went for the hail mary – and oh by the way – illegal starting lineup of 2RBs and 4WRs. Figuring he was going to lose anyway, why not see if it works? What I don’t understand is why not start the kicker? The kicker only helps that strategy because only the points from the position that puts the team in violation are removed. OrigQ should be docked 11.3 from the final point total that is used to calculate slaggers dues. Baahh!
#9 FRNQ (3-4) – Only if McD had benched Mendenhall and started McFadden would he have won four skins. Try not to think about it McD.
#10 QUnet (2-5) – QUnet picked up a second win based solely on Rishi going bye-bye. Turner, Crabtree and Vikings D were supposed to be core players.
#11 SwineQ (2-5) – Paul is done. Lowest average score per week with 57.69. Highest average points against at 80.81. SwineQ is getting killed by a 23 point margin on average.
#12 QU (1-6) – Hans is officially done. Whether Hans will start making “trades for the future” is unknown. QBC is psyched owning Hans’ first round rookie pick. At this rate it will be #4 overall at worst. QU is the only team more than 2 games behind in their division standings at 4 games back.
2010 Skins History |
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| Â | Â | Â | Â |
| 1 | 112.27 | QTang | Won |
| 2 | 105.71 | QTang | Won |
| 3 | 120.41 | Quince | Won |
| 4 | 101.82 | OrigQ | Loss |
| 5 | 105.83 | QU | Loss |
| 6 | 82.89 | QBC | Loss |
| 7 | 82.22 | TeNQ | Loss |
| 8 | 101.59 | TO WIN | Â |
Shades
Yes, we got lucky scoring 60 and playing Paul this week but there was also an unlucky fluke that my team had 7 turnovers, which is negative 14 points and FahQ still won. Its not that often that a QFL team can overcome 7 fumbles and interceptions and still win a game. Just sayin.