A hand-picked panel of experts is currently e-mail bombing various fantasy football websites to see who can handle the QFL’s unique free agent requirements. Right now it appears that having both a waiver system and FAAB bidding is a stumbling block for all of the big boys. RTSports and CBSSportsline have said thanks but no [...]
Posts Tagged ‘a.s.s.’
Dont Even Think About It
Posted by The Quince on December 13th, 2011
There are college players like Andrew Luck and Trent Richardson appearing as choices in the free agency player list. Do not place a bid on any of these or any other college player (designated “CLG”) on a.s.s. tomorrow night or you will tortured and hung and fined a massive amount. These players are reserved for [...]
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No Comments »Jets D Scoring Fiasco
Posted by The Quince on November 19th, 2011
Coming to a theater near you, the Week 11 Jets D scoring fiasco! The only TD scored by the Jets in week 11 was while their offense was on the field [see minute 2:29 of this video], but A.S.S has credited their Defensive unit with the touchdown. Every League is effected. This should be fun. [...]
Posted in Fantasy Football, Original QFL, QFL Deuce, QFL Nation, QFL Thrice Tags: a.s.s., scoring error No Comments »Thrice Resolves Their ASS Issue; Pleads For New Host Platform
Posted by The Quince on October 12th, 2011
Since the start of the season Thrice’s waiver wire hasn’t been clearing on Tuesday night. No one could figure it out – even Scott (the a.s.s.man) checked the settings – and it was really annoying, UNTIL NOW! Apparently Dictator Doug beat around some lady named Linda over at A.S.S. until she fixed the problem.
Posted in Fantasy Football, QFL Nation, QFL Thrice Tags: a.s.s., a.s.s. sucks, allstar stats, dictator doug No Comments »Dictator Doug Screws Up Week 2 Schedule
Posted by The Quince on September 20th, 2011
Dictator Doug screwed up the week 2 schedule and then blamed the snafu on the previous Commissioner in emails received by QSN last night and this morning. Some how Vote Quimby, Golden Smoot, Ron MexiQ and QTopia got their week 2 schedules all mixed around and no one noticed until Monday night. Let the brinksmanship [...]
Posted in Fantasy Football, QFL Nation, QFL Thrice Tags: a.s.s., a.s.s. sucks, allstar stats, schedule, schedule maker, schedule snafu No Comments »Commish Radeck Announces Retirement, Payouts and ASS Sucks
Posted by The Quince on February 8th, 2011
In a Thrice-wide season wrap-up email distributed this morning, Commish Radeck announced his retirement, confirmed payouts and assured his League that he too thinks A.S.S. sucks and we should all get a new platform. Amen.
Posted in Fantasy Football, QFL Nation, QFL Thrice Tags: a.s.s., a.s.s. sucks, allstar stats No Comments »SuperQuince Wants No A.S.S. Next Year
Posted by The Quince on January 2nd, 2011
The new SuperQuince wasted no time wielding his new found influence on 2011 rulemaking. Rushing Russians is strongly urging a switch off the AllStarStats host platform. It’s the same plea every year, but the SuperQuince actually did some research. Gathering opinions in comment area. The main obstacle is still changing our free agency and waiver [...]
Posted in Fantasy Football, Original QFL, QFL Deuce, QFL Nation, QFL Thrice, Rule Changes Tags: a.s.s., allstar stats, Constitutional Amendments, superQuince 2 Comments »Movers & Shakers QFL Week 7
Posted by The Quince on October 26th, 2010
Balti-Morons continues to dominate QFL Nation. The team is still undefeated and put up 98.13 points in week 7, the highest of any QFL franchise. The team’s average margin of victory is 16.68 points. Arian Foster ($16 L1), Gore ($31 L7), Eli ($6 L1) and Bears D ($2 L1) are the core starters with Britt, [...]
Posted in Fantasy Football, Original QFL, QFL Nation Tags: a.s.s., allstar stats, movers shakers 1 Comment »AllStar Stats’ Week 2 Scoring Wrong
Posted by The Quince on September 21st, 2010
UPDATE (3): SCORING FIXED. PLACE YOUR CLAIMS TONIGHT AS USUAL Reports are reaching QSN that scoring on AllStar Stats in week 2 is incorrect. As of Tuesday morning, scoring for Gore, Colston and Hartley are known to be understated, but there are probably others. The difference is enough to change the outcome in at least one [...]
Posted in Fantasy Football, QFL Nation Tags: a.s.s., allstar stats, pope paul, scoring error 1 Comment »General Radeck Retreats
Posted by The Quince on August 25th, 2010
QFL3 free agent bids will be accepted via email by midnight tonight. General Radeck wisely retreated from the idea of conducting pre-season free agency using A.S.S., but would not rule out the possibility of using A.S.S. in future weeks. The General did not indicate how tie bids would be resolved or if tree bids would be [...]
Posted in Fantasy Football, QFL Thrice Tags: a.s.s., commissioner radeck, free agency, general radeck No Comments »
