SuperQuince Standings

Golden Smoot jumped out to a huge early lead after scoring double what Bing Dynasty put up in week 14. Six teams were eliminated leaving 12 teams fighting it out for the $900 combined prize pool.

2011 SuperQuince Standings

Seed | Team | Record | Reg. Sea. Tot Pts | League | Week 14 Score
3 Golden Smoot (7-6) 976.58 III 125.74
5 NOJOQ (7-6) 885.02 II 113.84
1 FahQ (8-5) 980.04 I 98.81

Handicapping The SuperQuince

The 18 SuperQuince participants are set. There are only three teams in all of QFL Nation with more than 8 wins. There are only three teams with more than a thousand points scored. The defending SuperQuince, Rushing Russians, did not make the playoffs despite scoring 4th most in Thrice. Can there be a favorite among such parity?

Projected Top 3 SuperQuinces

TenQ (8-5, 1097.06): Brees, Shady McCoy, Calvin
BalitMorons (10-3, 961.42): Foster, Eli, 49ers D
MornWood (9-4, 1062.02): Rodgers, Ray Rice, 49ers D

What QSN Wants For Xmas: Tebowing Photos

QSN staff are desperately seeking Tebowing pics for our new site, holytebow.com.  While you’re out and about this holiday season, please take a Tebowing shot whenever and wherever possible.  A fabulous prize will be given to the person that submits the best photo.  Send them to Seth, Shades or holytebow@yahoo.com.  Thanks.

P.S.  Will accept Teboozing pics as well…    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/latest-tim-tebow-inspired-fads-viral-teboozing-article-1.988778

QFL 4.1?

In light of the resounding success of QFL 2 and QFL 3 (despite Doug’s best efforts to ruin it), the formation of QFL 4 in 2012 is being contemplated. So, much like the American Idol auditions, we will be entertaining requests from across America.

With the planned 2012 QFL Summit, there is no time better than this year to introduce a new League into the mix.

1. Approval for QFL 4 and entry into the Super Quince is subject to approval
2. Ideal owners for the QFL 4 will have 1) connections to one or more members of the QFL and its colonies; and 2) connections to at least 2-3 three other potential QFL 4 owners
3. The QFL reserves the right to reject applicants for any reason

Please send any serious inquiries to Seth Rishi.

Deuce Skins Increase 44% In Value From 2010 Season

Deuce Commissioner Berlage The Bull released his League’s “End of Regular Season Financials” which, among other notables, projected the 2011 weekly skin to be worth $71.17 if there are no more transactions this year. This is a 43.8% increase over last year’s $49.47.

Official 2011 Deuce Playoff Seedings

Keith not such a big fish

Deuce Commissioner Berlage The Bull released his League’s official playoff seedings and round 1 mathchups tonight.

We were also reminded that MDW’s first season in the QFL is already one for the history books regardless how he finishes in the playoffs.

The Bull’s email serves a good reminder to QFL Nation about TNF, SuperQuince byes and the increased transaction fees in the playoffs for waivers and free agency.

From The Bull.

1st week of Playoffs is THIS WEEK. Keep in mind Thursday Night Football.

Congratulations MDW for claiming not only the the tough West division title but also the overall #1 seed AND the last 2 skins. I believe it is safe to say Keith has had a successful 1st season in the Deuce already.

Shades Hires Counsel, Plans To Challenge Week 13 Score

Tebowing for a miracle

After losing two skins in week 13 by a mere .4 points, Shades is said to have hired counsel in the matter. Although since Rishi was on the other side of the score, Shades has hired Rishi’s arch rival at the advisory firm of Quince & Seth LLP.

Quince & Seth LLP intends to immediately inform COMCOMM of the intention to challenge the score and spend the night tonight calculating it by hand.

Earlier this season a Deuce franchise lost by an even closer margin (.01 points) but that challenge seems to have died. EOM

Thrice Playoff Seedings And Slaggers Dues

A note from Dictator Doug on Thrice playoff seedings and slaggers’ dues.

I think I have this right, but if anyone wants to double check, feel free. I may have gone awry in the 7-9 seedings. And if you point out a mistake, unlike some commishes in other leagues, I will not go postal on you.

QFL Nation Final Skins Review

After the final week of the regular season, the weekly high score wins the skin, and any carryovers, regardless of if you beat the average.

QFL Nation Weekly Skins

Unofficial QFL Playoff Seedings

Earlier Commissioner Nice Guy released unofficial QFL playoff seedings.

Now that the regular season is over, here is what we’re looking at for playoff seedings: (this all needs to be confirmed)

Winner’s Bracket

1) FahQ
2) Quince United
3) Tenacious Q
4) Bing’s Quest
5) Original Quincelar
6) Queef

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