#QFL Quatro Orphaned Team Adopted, QSN Interviews New Owner

Q. What are your immediate plans for the team?
A. To assess how poorly my predecessor drafted and managed his team. Was he Zorn-bad or Spurrier-bad?

Q. Who is your NFL team?
A. Much like my fantasy teams, I prefer my sports teams to have little controversy, great ownership and inoffensive team names. So, with great pride, I must declare that I am a diehard Washington Redskins fan. I apologize if anyone was offended by my use of the term ‘diehard’…wait, is the term ‘diehard’ offensive yet?

Q. Who do you like with your top rookie pick?
A. I really liked Wiggins in college–excited to see if his game translates at the next level.

Q. Where did you grow up?
A. Bethesda, MD (outside DC).

Q. Why did you decide to join/are you crazy?
A. A fellow league member and good friend from college, Seth B., asked if I was interested in joining the league (after he asked seventeen of his other good friends). I can’t resist being a top twenty selection in any aspect of life (ask my wife).

Q. Who else do you know in any of the other leagues?
A. I know no one else.

Q. Did you read the constitution yet? If so what is the first rule you would change? Add?
A. I read the constitution while doing my morning constitutional. The only thing I would change is to translate the constitution into English. My Basque hasn’t been great since leaving college.

Q. What are you going to call your new team?
A. Frerotte is Fr’real